The Worst Roleplay Ever {v2}{WRE}

[Dusk]

Alright, y'all. I'm sure this is pretty self-explanatory. Worst roleplay ever. Not much to it. xD We all need some sort of outlet for simple roleplay when we lack muse for 200+ word posts. Mary-sues are perfectly fine and blahblahblah. Fancy-shmancy cats. HOORAY. Horrid names? HOORAYx2! Super-dramatic nonsense? You get the idea. My only request is no chatspeak cause that junk gives me a headache. :P

Anyways, time for plots.
The clan is called Fierceclan. All the warriors, apprentices, and -yes- the kits are super strong, fearsome warriors who are not only super-smart and super-fast but also super-hot. They are the most handsome/beautiful cats the forest has ever seen. Some of them even have wings and super powers because they're just. So. Fierce!

Form:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Rank:
Mental:
Physical:
Mate/Crush:
Other:

I've got dibs on the deputy.

[Dawn]

Name: Mufasastar
Age: 14 moons (they knew greatness and made him an apprentice at one moon, then he became a warrior at seven moons, deputy at 13 moons, and finally, leader!)
Gender: Handsome handsome boy.
Rank: ALMIGHTY LEADER OF FIERCECLAN. (the fiercest of 'em all, gotta catch 'em, mufasa and me)
Mental: REAAAAL smart, and I mean it, REAL smart. His IQ is around 5,000, like Alakazam's is. It's hard to measure though, since the first time they did the test everyone in the room dropped dead as soon as they saw the results. However, he is also extremely modest about it, because he knows all the little folks just can't be as great as he is.
Physical: handsome. He has handsome coming out the wazoo. As big as a lion; flowing mane; huge teeth; beautiful, soulful eyes; yellow-ish pelt. you know. an exotic but angry flower. Also, though you can't see them in the picture, because it's old, he sprouted huge, toxic green wings when he jumped into a vat of toxic waste someone left near the stream, just a moon ago. Now he can fly, and he has been known to burp rainbows, but only after a very tasty meal.
Mate/Crush: Every female in the clan wishes they could mate with him of course, but secretly, Mufasastar is gay.
Other: Everyone in his family was killed by an ancient curse which said the survivor would become a great clan leader. He likes long walks on the beach, and brooding about growing up without a mommy. His father's name was Chuck Norris; he was a rogue.

[Dusk]

Name: Chainsaw
Age: 20 Moons
Gender: Tom
Rank: Deputy
Mental: Chainsaw's the grumpiest cat you'll ever meet, and a terrible sadist. He likes killing for fun but no one much minds. He's also got a massive intelligence (though of course not quite as big as Mufasastar's), and he's not afraid to flaunt it; he even looks down on all the cats not quite as his level of smarts.
Physical: Super tiny, he's barely bigger than an new apprentice, but there's a whole lot of handsome pack into that tiny form. He's mostly black, but there're white flame-like patterns on his front legs/paws. Don't judge him by his size, Chainsaw is super-strong and fast. In fact, he got his name for how dang fast he can move his paws (which have huge claws) when he's fighting. He doesn't have wings, but he flies magically because Starclan blessed him so they weren't all destroyed by his fierce-ness.
Mate/Crush: Rumor has it he's crushin on Mufasastar, though he seems to like anything that moves.
Other: Chainsaw is really a Dark Forest cat that bribed a Starclan she-cat (the former Fierceclan leader) to send him back to the forest. Because he's so purdy, no one cares that he's a twisted murderer.

[LYNX ♥]

Name: angelpelt
Age: 11 moons
Gender: girl
Rank: queen/warrior
Mental: super sweet and caring and kind and nice and yeah just really nice and basically the most benevolent bitch you will EVER meet, got it? anyway if you get on her bad side she'll tear you to shreds don't mess with her!!!!
Physical: the most beautiful she-cat in the entire world; her fur is the purest of white (like angel wings, duh) and her eyes are an icy, delicate and really pretty light blue color.
Mate/Crush: she'll give anyone a chance!!!!! but mostly everyone just wants a piece of her
Other: she loves kits!!!!!!!