*Disco Inferno!!!*

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Flarefrenzey sauntered around Vertigo territory with absolutely nothing to do. The stone that enveloped the ground felt like a sheet of ice under her giant paws. It was a gorgeous day complete with a cloudless sky, Gentle winds, and plentiful prey scattering about. Too bad Flare wasn't hungry, to tell the truth flare didn't have food on the mind at all. She ate to keep her health and all, but it just wasn't the same. A once juicy mouse turned into some lump of meat that slithered down her throat. What got Flare's mind all out of wack, possibly the drama fluttering about? Hell lets just admit it right now, Vertigo clan had drama coming out the yin-yang! It bothered the she-cat terribly and made her wonder more than she should. "I don't understand at all...It's not my business, but why should I care so much? Was it right for the tom to leave his mate for the one he supposedly loved?"The warrior thought to herself as she kicked a rock and watched it roll down the hill making clanking sounds along the way. Flarefrenzy had never loved so she could not fully understand the situation at hand. Would it be really worth giving up your honor and pride to chase after foolish love? Why had Flare not felt this emotion identified as "love" before? Flarefrenzy began to feel her blood boil and decided to take it out on another rock. Giant paw inclined and quickly swatted hard at the lifeless object, sending it flying in a random direction. Beautifully dazzling crimson coat shone bright under the hot sun, making her not hard to miss as she slumped down to the lithosphere. "I'm so tired of this...why is this love drama driving everyone out of control? Hell I don't even know what that shit is!!!"She huffed a little too loudly, while her facial expression become sorrowful." I wish everyone was back to normal. I would do anything to change them back"

[LYNX ♥]

Wow, how long would it be until his kids were actually warriors? What an odd thought for Chasmriver, especially since he had just barely leaped past his twentieth moon, oh not so long ago. Even his sister had the misforunate of kits at such a young age, and both mums abandoned by their mates! A sad tale, but they didn't seem so bad off. At least, Abyssbird didn't, though that pesonality-reversed Serenewinter certainly wasn't helping. Still, Chasmriver thought as he flounced out of camp, gray pawpads scraping roughly against the stone pathway leading to his favorite sunning spot, it was awfully entertaining to watch each she-cat's face twist up like a dying mouse whenever the other was present. Ha! What a terrible mind, and he knew it just as well. Still, it wasn't like those two fussy queens would ever be reading his thought, and everyone else just had to be thinking the same! His deep chuckle rumbled in his throat as the muscular brown tabby picked his way through a thin fir grove, emerging to the world at the edge of a great cliff, overhanging the rockslide leading to ZephyrClan. What a beautiful afternoon it was! The sun glittered on the soft waves that licked at the other clan's shores, dancing about playfully and performing a wild jig with it's reflection upon the surface of the lake. The air was surprisingly still, aside from the faint gust that ruffled his long, feathery fur every so often and the sky was as bright as.. as bright as.. his sister's eyes? he hadn't payed her a visit in a while, having not really a choice seeing as he had been totally banned from peeping an eye in on his kids, with Abyssbird having no trouble reinforcing his former mate's rules. Ever the strict one, Abyssbird. Chasmriver gave a little snort at the thought of her amounting to anything but a queen. That was where she belonged, after all. Just the grin lacing her features at this morning's ceremony told that tale. Allowing quiet purrs to be emitted from the depths of his throat every once in a while as the tabby wandered on, contemplating a good hunt. Spinning to quietly slink back through the grove, he was suddenly stopped short as he heard angry mutterings somewhere in the distance. Flashing a toothy grin to himself, with bright topaz lights glinting with the propsect of catching whoever was out there. Abandoning the thought of hunting, Chasmriver danced down the rocks until he spied a flaming crimson pelt; Flarefrenzy. "Well goodness, Lovely, you know that drama is what VertigoClan is made of! Most of us feed off of it like leaches, we don't even know it." He meowed sagely, managing a straight face as he slipped out of a crevice behind the she-cat. His mask broke into a careless smile as he, out of nowhere, seemingly, pounced on her tail. "It's just how we live, huh? But, my where are my manners? Excuse me for intruding on your little vent. You can rant to me, you know," He added, glancing up from his catch with a deadly charming grin flicking across his burly, young features.

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"What the?"Flare pondered as she turned to find her lengthy tail held captive by a familiar face. "Chasmriver? What is he doing here? Was he stalking me?" Luminous golden irises expanded, allowing her ink colored pupils to consume the present scene. It had been a while since she had spoke to the tom, though she had no idea why. "Hello, Chasm." Flarefrenzy spoke with a relaxed tone despite her previous foul mood. Visage retained a peaceful expression until it was disturbed by a humored lopsided grin. "Vertigo living off of drama, huh? Sounds pretty pathetic, though what do I know? I am nothing more than a harsh proud she-cat who is probably envious because she has no drama of her own." Her voice was teasing and obviously not sincere about vertigo being pathetic or her envying drama. For one, Flare hated envy more than any of the other seven deadly sins. Two, the she-cat didn't have enough time for other cats drama, let alone her own drama. Three, Flare had worked too hard for too long to succumb to love issues and useless bickering. During her apprenticeship the warrior was always secluded from the others. Chasmriver, Flamingarrow, and possibly a couple others were the cats she grew up with, but while they were off getting close to each other and being social, Flare was keeping to herself while working feverishly on her combat skills. Yea, when the she-cat was younger she was one of many that admired chasm from afar and she would have ran and hid if he had ever dared to present her with a charming smile. Hell!!! That was forever ago!!! Now Flarefenzy was bold, honorable, incredibly strong, one of the top fighters in the clan, and had one heck of a hott body. Did she ever fall in love, nope! Did she ever have kits, nope! Did she ever lose something close to her, no... So instead of making close friends and finding a lover she worked on her skills and improved her body greatly. Invisible brow raised as she stared at the tom curiously with a twist of amusement."No, I'm not so fond of showing my bad side to others. But never mind me, what are you up to on this fine morning, chasm?"The crimson she-cat remained in her laying position, crossing her paws as she absorbed the suns heat that prickled her skin and made her flaming pelt look as if it really had caught on fire. A quiet chuckle erupted from the back of her throat as she thought to herself, "Hah! If I was my old apprentice self I would not have been able to sit here so calmly in front of him. Now that I think about it...I probably would of had a nosebleed. Funny how I used to admire him so greatly, but now he is nothing but a regular old friend to me."

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Though he had just then began to control that roguish expression dancing daringly across his piercing features, and had it mellowed into a pleasant, almost innocent smile, Chasm's face once more broke into that characteristic grin, drifting to the edge of his maw like a mischievious smirk as he read her stratled expression upon his appreance. "Sorry I'm such a creep," He admitted with a helpless shrug as he released her captive appendage and straightened himself into a dignified sitting position to gaze evenly across the cliff-face at the scarlet-furred female. It was not a long moment after this, though, that the bulky brown tabby slumped once more, as if helpless against her almost unfeeling gaze. Raising one massive forepaw, the left one which seemed to hold a good amount more of scars, and the addition of one missing claw, perhaps a subtraction, Chasmriver stooped to draw his tongue leisurely along the length of it, until her reached the empty pocket where the claw once lay and winced, droping his paw to the stone floor at once. "Pathetic? I should think so, though I also must admit that I myself am more than guilty of it. One of those naughty toms leaving his mates. Bah. I didn't leave her. I just didn't want kits, yet at least. StarClan bless, can you even imagine me a father? I sure as hell can't. You know? I mean. After I told her that, the little nutbar went a little phsyco, exucse me saying. Phew. I don't intend to make excuses for myself. How ironic that Flamingarrow isn't here to take care of the little rats either? Stap me, it's Abyssbird, my very sister raising mine. Strange world, ain't it?" The tom drew his words out slightly, glancing up at the bright sky with the sun setting fire to his brilliant orange-amber gaze. It was a long silence, obviously his clanmate was in as deep of a reverie as himself. Upon hearing her voice once more, Chasmriver turned back to her, eyes glinting slightly as he finally found a chance to admire her body, muscular, but still feminine. She was a hot thing, for sure. Too bad she kept her walls so high and her guard up. Blowing softly through his lips, Chasm twitched his nose and gave a shrug. "Oh, you know. After an attempt to hunt, I was badly distracted by a pretty she-cat, then I had to spend a bit of time admring, y'know? I didn't want to seem rude, after all." He licked his chops then returned his gaze to the lake.

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Pinkish lungs inflated until it had obtained a sufficient amount of air before releasing it back into the atmosphere. Despite the heat of the sun the ground still remained cold and sent chills down her spine as her delicate cheek touched the surface. At the moment multiple thoughts clouded her mind, causing her head to ache. Snake-like tail flaunted in mid-air, celebrating it's released state from the tom. But the sound sensitive radars that sat upon Flare's precious skull swerved to and fro, catching bits and pieces of the other warriors words. Deciding that it would be rude not to face her company the she-cat motioned her fit body sideways, allowing her to stare upon him properly. "I Disagree with you. I believe you would make a fine father figure if you tried. Chasm, your not like Darkfog or whatever his name is. You would not abandon your kits because you found that you were screwing the wrong pooch, though you certainly did get yourself into quite a mess." She replied in a placid tone to begin with, but that soon changed when she reached the topic of her apprentice. Now, Flares tone wasn't so calm yet it wasn't a harsh tone, to tell the truth it was more playful then anything else. "Hey now! One of those rats your speaking of is my new student! You should be lucky to have kits, I'm jealous. I would have a fine bunch of my own, too bad most of the toms in vertigo clan fancy me too headstrong, though I'd like to keep it that way." A chuckle escaped between her lips, while a entertained expression passed over her features. "I'd like to see the ass who dared to walk out on me." She snarled humorously inside her noggin accompanied by a little laugh. Oh yea, she would give them hell if they even though of taking a free ride and ditching, but that wasn't exactly Chasms case, was it? The foolish tom just told his mate he didn't mean to have kits, which was incredibly dumb on his part, but he had no intention on leaving flamingarrow. He was going to take care of his kits like a good daddy until she banned him from seeing them, which was a even bigger wrong doing then what chasm did! The gears inside her head whirled until a singular idea popped inside her noggin. Flare hid the idea away for the moment as she detected wandering eyes about her. A smirk tempted her lips as well as a chuckle, and the warrior showed no resentment or disgust at his wonderful discovery, instead she stretched out her limbs to flex and show off her years of hard work. Flarefrenzy listened to Chasmriver speak once more and couldn't help but laugh. "Hah! Silly Chasm, you have not changed one bit since apprentice-hood! Your still that adorable little sweet talker you have always been. Unfortunately-" The mighty she-cat inclined her figure to a standing position before continuing, "- I am not easily flattered by your suave words." A devilish grin appeared on her visage as the idea popped back up, forcing to commence her secret plan. Surprisingly, the she-cat wasn't going to scold the tom, but instead she circled about him, rubbing her muscular sides against his like an average whore would do. "But! If you wish to charm me then you will have to do me a tiny little favor." Flare slapped on her sexy voice, circled him a couple more times attractively, then halted in front of him. Pleasant little nose came into contact with chasms in a quite charming manner, a manner she hardly ever used. "If you help me teach your son then I am obligated to do whatever you want. Whatever your delightful little heart desires." Vocal vibrations transformed from dangerously seductive to sugary sweet in a instant. Ok, so Flare was being a total sleazeball, but she had very good intentions! Poor Heatpaw doesn't deserve to be parent-less and abandoned like flare had been. It was bad enough that little brat gloompaw was constantly up his ass, and chasm needed to take responsibility for his "Accident". "He doesn't believe he'll be a good father, heh, I'll fix that! It was wrong of Flammingarrow to seperate him of his own flesh and blood, but now that is all going to change. The kid needs a father and I have every intention of giving him one." Flarefrenzy thought proudly to herself. Was she looking to steal chasm away? If she was a apprentice again, probably, but she was wiser now. Unlike most she-cats these days, flare had only interest in benefiting others and repairing Vertigo clan as much as possible.

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A slow blink caressed his mishieviously glittering tangerine lights until his eyelids once more rose with such a leisurely fashion it seemed the dazzling young tom may have laid down upon his side and fallen asleep. He didn't though, of course. He was not that rude with a beautiful lady! Though not only was Flare beautiful, but such a hot little thing. She didn't have as much bulk as the average Vertigo cat, certainly not as much as himself, but beneath that flowing russet pelt, kissed with a good amount of scarlet lay a powerful punch, enough to knock out anyone square in the jaw. Still, Chasmriver believed he could kick her ass. Well maybe he'd let her win. That was what chivalry was for, right? As his glowing topaz eyes shifted across her graceful bodice hungrily, his ears twitched slightly as she once more launched into speech, tempting a helpless grin to his broad maw as he watched her. Oh dear. Oh dear. Did he really make himself sound like the hero here? Oh, poor, poor Flamingarrow. Not that he didn't hate her more with every instant her name was mentioned, but she really was not at such a fault here. Sure she was a raving phsyco, but who was the slutty commitment-fearing dumbass here? Guilty as charged, Chasmriver twitched his furry, cream-coated tailtip slowly, allowing Flarefrenzy to finish her part before jumping in to bash himself. What sort of gentletom would he be if he left her to believe that he was the almighty mate? "Oh, sorry baby, if you couldn't tell, that was a term of endearment!" He countered her anger slyly, raising his whisker-speared brows slightly in a kitten-like look of utter innocence, just slathering it on. But once more that grin of sarcasm broke through the sweet mask as he shook his head. "Ah, just kidding. I'm really not all that fond of kits. I mean, I don't hate them enough to call them rats with a straight face-" Here he shot a goofy twisted expression across his broad mask, before returning to speech, "But honestly, let me have a moment to bash my pretty face into the ground okay?" He purred, smacking his lips. "Alright, so this is how it happened. I will fully admit that I am a dumbass no she-cat should get involved with. Still, I love the pretty things, can't stay away y'know? Anyway. Flamingarrow, though she clung to me like a freakin' burr, was knocked up by myself, wouldn'tcha know? When she found out she was preggers, well, it was all down hill from there. Commitment and Chasm.. hum. They sound nice together, I guess that's a bit misleading. I don't waaant kittens. They require parenting and.. ugh. Sorry Flare," The big brown tabby laughed, shrugging, then glanced back up at her. "So I didn't honestly want any part in it. Well. I was sort of flipflopping you know? but then.. yeahh... I realized not only did I not wanna be commited to kids, but one she-cat. Just because I mated with her, Flamo the Strange seemed to think that I was glued to her side for eternity and beyond. Well. No, I'm afraid that's not how I work. Maybe one day.. nah. Nevermind. I'll still be hopping from she-cat to she-cat even when I'm old and crusty. Well... maybe not crusty. That's gross. An elder, get it? Well yeah. I dropped her like a boiled rock, to put it bluntly, sorry." Apoligizing, Chasmriver seemed truly sorry about his actions. Or perhaps it wasn't even that, but sorry that he had to admit the dirty truth behind it, especially after Flare had created such a pleasant image of him. Sighing, he watched her for a moment more, hunger once more returning to his brilliant gaze. Almost predatory, in that smirk lacing his muzzel, canines glinting through. "You're not? You should be, it would endlessly please me, don't you know!" He murmured, shooting the claws of a single forepaw into the air, then scraping them across the stone underpaw. "Still, you tempt me. now that the scrap of fur is trainable, I have no problem dealing with him, or you, for that matter. It's just the whole mate-and-kits thing, yeah?" The tom purred, standing then dipping his head to gaze eye-to-eye with the pretty she-cat. "You're on, gorgeous."

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(There both bad! xD)



Was little old flare surprised at such repulsive actions and words, Hells no!!! Flare removed her nose from his, staring interestingly at the foolish tom. Lengthy tail waved off his hungered looks and devilish searching eyes as if they were given by a perverted old elder. Yeah she was pretty damn hott, but that was far from her interest. The male wasn't too half bad either with a impressive amount of muscles, an eye catching coat, and those charming little grins that must have tempted a thousand she-cats. Chasm may have been attractive with a heart stealing demeanor, but that just wasn't gonna cut it. Imaginary brow raised in an entertained way as she watched the tom tear up his good boy reputation. "This kid is really lost! My, my ,my this is going to be fun!" Flare thought to herself while allowing a devious smile to spread across her lips. "Save it kiddo I didn't say you were super tom. Though, you have enlightened me, truly you have, but that is not any better on your account." Her words slipped out tranquilly with little to no emotion to them, no surprise, no nothing. "Your adorable, incredibly adorable, but your hopeless! You have no idea who your talking to! Come, I will prove you wrong. At this very moment you are what you say you are, a foolish whore of a tom, but when I'm done with you that will all change. So you had a little fun and bailed, so what? It's not something that I wont make you regret later on. I'll make you a bet, love." Flarefrenzy stepped towards the male with her skull inclined proudly and defiantly. Beauteous luminous golden jewels flared with excitement as she leaned her face in close to his. "Not only will you help me teach your kid," Flare challenged with slight amusement,"But! By the end of heatpaw's training I will see to it that flirting will only be a stupid bore to you, and I'll make you commit to something, whether it be kissing my ass or keeping a good eye on your son." Skull retracted quickly with a small innocent chuckle and a simple shrug. "Laugh if you want, but I'd love to screw with ya. It wouldn't hurt to make you a tom instead of a horny kit. All you gotta do is name your price, If you win I'll admit defeat and give you whatever you want. If I win then you will admit defeat and I'll think up something for you to do. A tom slave sounds nice..." Man, this was gonna get weird, too bad Flare was actually enjoying this. He could throw his cute little sayings here and there, but he forgot something. Hell hath no fury like a female's scorn. Chasmriver the mighty sexy ass flirt wasn't the only one who had balls. "Are you up for it, babe?" Flare slapped on her famous smirk and patiently awaited his silly babble.

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He was helpless as she ignored his glances. Utterly and totally helpless, though, this particular she-cat was beginning to throw him in this spot quite alot. Why did she carry so much power? Did Lynxie darling die and make her queen of the world? He managed to utter a reminiscently amused purr at this thought. The way she strode around him, shaking her little butt and winking volumptuous eyes in his direction, well that, too, coaxed out another rough purr, however quiet it was. The entertainment of the situation still shown wide across his broad, grinning face. Was this really the reserved, walled-in little Flarepaw flaunting her body to him, tempting him with herself for a reward? Was she honestly thinking she would change him so that he wouldn't take advantage of the offer she was teasing him with? The ultimate? Her? "Hah, you think I was trying to raise myself up or somethin'? If I were sucking up, my story would have been different, I assure you. I'm an expert at sucking up." With that, he gave a wink and seated himself once more while curling his bush of a ringed tail around his huddled paws. The position seemed alert and proud, with his erect spine and pricked ears; ever attenative. Suddenly, he snorted, sat a little straighter, and stared down at her, the pure image of indignity. "Whore?" Poor Chasmriver seemed totally surprised at such an outright insult. Then again.. Chasm's lips broke into yet another grin, which finally dissolved into laughter, helpless as ever against the stone-cold she-cat. "You've sure got me wrapped around your little paw, don't you pretty baby? Well? I'm listening. I've got quite a reward working for me here." Interuption finished, he listened to what the confident she-cat had to say. To say the least, it was quite a bargain. But perhaps not a bargain, being with Flarefrenzy would have its price. One being no flirting. How silly was that? Flirting was in his nature. When a kit, Chasm had harmlessly made cracked at the pretty queens in the nursery. he couldn't help it, and at this thought alone, he let off a guffaw which racked his lean body with mirth. "Oh Flare! I'm so sorry but that's a silly, quaint little deal y'got there dont you? I'm quite afraid that you lost me at 'teaching me not to flirt'." He voice was almost rising to a sneer as he quoted her, though not quite. Sure he was mocking, but it was playful. He was having a ball to tell the truth. "No I wouldn't mind teaching the little snot a thing or two, you know that much by now I'm guessing? But I assure you that the most I'll ever manage to commit to is this clan. As a whole of course. And myself, obviously. I must admit that I do tend to like myself quite alot." He drifted off into thought once more, but 'I'd love to screw you.' suddenly rang in his ears. Oh that caught his attention, and what a strange toy he was playing with here. He pricked his ears. "Oh you would, would you? This pleases me, I must admit, but your stakes are high, dear beauty. I'm but a lowly knave, can you not spare a moment of mercy of your will?" He purred, standing up at once. She was toying with him now, and that was not as he had intended. Catching her eye, he at once turned away, sat at the egde of the cliff and began to rasp his tongue along his paw, then proceed to drag it across his heavily scarred features, ignoring her. Would she once more try to catch him in her web, or would she leave him to rot? There were plenty more fish in the sea. It would be fun to see how far he could stretch it.

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This!Is the reason why flarefrenzy was dubbed flarefrenzy. It wasn't that her temper was high, but her spirit was too vigorous. Ever since she was little she would try to fight against the tide, try to defy nature, but at this point it was useless. This was Chasmrivere!!! Not some rogue who needed a beating, no it was a mere innocent jester twisting her emotions. Was this brute actually getting to her? Sadly, he was starting to have a odd influence on her. To his disappointment, though, she not falling for him or starting to adore him like she did in her younger days. To tell the truth, chasm just succeeding in pissing her off. It was quite funny in a way, how such a level headed warrior like Flare got so worked up for a silly tom. A exhausted sigh released from her lungs as she collected her emotions and relaxed. "No, I cannot change your natural habits, can I? If I indeed had you wrapped around my paw it wouldn't be for the reason you desire. I don't believe I could fancy a cat who only sees the exterior. If you wish to help me train Heatpaw then I am in your debt, thank you."Gentle words slipped between her lips despite the fact that she preached to herself within her cranium. Flare wasn't so sure why she felt the need to strike up a competition between the tom and herself. Was it because she, for a mere second, imagined him to be her father? No, he was a liar and nothing like her old parent. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, he loved flamingarrow, but she was so furious that she relinquished him from her life. Why else would he hate her so much? Chasmriver declared so honestly that he dropped flaming in an instant, but that was wrong. If Flarefrenzy recalled correctly the two cats fought for a good while about the accidental pregnancy, where as her father just left without a word. The truth was, he cared like the good hearted pansy he was, but decided to throw on a false image of himself. Flare's attention was caught once again as the male continued to speak with his usual silver tongue. "Hah! Mercy? I don't believe I have harmed you? why would you need mercy from me? Oh! Don't get the wrong idea now! I have no interest in doing the dirty deed or seducing you. It seems my temper has gotten the best of me, and has given you the wrong idea. Also, don't call me such frivolous names, last time checked I wasn't dubbed your baby or beauty. "A half frown crawled across her features, though she wasn't exactly angry with him. Flarefenzy was a harsh wench, there was no getting around that, but, why did she try so hard to refuse any sort of flirt he delivered? You'd think after loving him in the past that she would have some sort of left over feelings, but there wasn't much. She still liked his tricky grins and his occasional flirting, but really...she wasn't getting any attraction."Why am I so hooked on not loving him and why must I be so harsh?" She thought to herself and watched him turn away. Guilt gnawed at her like a parasite, thus resulting in a change of mood. "Why are you so keen on playing my emotions? Am I getting to you? You can ignore me all you like, love. If you ask me, I certainly adore the view of your pretty plump bum."The wench teased as she decline to a laying position, crossing her paws and flashing him a sexy grin. He wasn't that bad of a kid so she might as well entertain him for the moment, and why not do a little sight seeing of her own. Sunrise pigmented peepers took the opportunity to check out the tom while he wasn't looking. The build was nice, masculine, and sturdy the way she liked. Many different earthy hues touched his pelt making it quite attracting, but still, overall, Flare voted his tempting eyes to be the best feature. Those two sunset colored eyes were alluring, warm, and had a unusual effect on the she-cat. Even though they gaze in places they shouldn't, it made Flarefrenzy happy to look at them."You look rather nice in the back...but I must admit I like the front better. Won't you face me? It would make me a good deal happier."She said in a soft innocent kind of voice.

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Though facing the opposite way of Flarefrenzy, gazing out ino the glowing white horizon as if ignoring the pretty little thing, a sly grin slowly crept across his broad maw, from one side to the other like the curtain sweeping across the stage before the performance so that all teeth were beared toward the now tediously falling sun in a joking manner, even if she couldn't even see him. He was getting to her, he was cracking the tough girl's shell. Now it was only a matter of who cracked first. Still, he didn't really doubt that he wouldn't get what her wanted; her. Then again.. what if she got pregnant? What if she was chock full with his children? StarClan that would be odd. Of course, Flarefrenzy totally wouldn't allow that, and even if it did happen, he was beginning to realize he was playing with fire, and he would be badly burnt if he tried to leave her ass in the dust. So.. was she really worth playing with at all? Chasm stole a glance over his shoulder at her adorable scowl lacing her streamlined russet face. The grin faded into a smile as he turned back toward the lake. Yes, it was. "What use is anything but the exterior, though?" Chasmriver asked with mock sageness, twitching his tailtip slowly, meticulously as he knawed on more words. "You know my game, right?" He then gave a barking laugh mirroring her harsh words. His mouth hardened into a thin line. He said nothing else until she spoke. Cham listened, her words didn't really affect him. Why was she getting in such a sentimental tizzy? "I, unfortunately, haven't the slightest clue how to play an emotion, to tell you the truth." The playful edge sidled back into his deep voice as he spoke. "And you aren't getting at anything, though, you must admit that I'm getting to you, huh?" His voice finally broke into a purr, his titian eyes narrowed as the lean tabby once more peered over his shoulder at Flare. "Because, see, I may be just another stupid tom, but I'm pretty good at my game, you know. I'm so self-absorbed I can't see why you wouldn't possibly cave to me, but beyond that I know that this here ledge that I seem to have invaded is not what you're staying here, enraptured in conversaiton with me for." What a clever tom, he even impressed himself sometimes.. but not often. That did it. That sweet voice melted him from this inside out, a true smile, crooked and surrendering played across his masculine face as Chasmriver finally wordless turned back toward her and layed down himself, eyes still narrowed, a silent dare.

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( sucky post x3 )


My, my, my, chasm certainly was a troublesome cat, wasn't he? It was strange how he fueled the fire as if the spreading flames did not strike him as dangerous. Never ever had flare met such an infuriating tom! At this point every other cat of the opposite sex would turn away, unable to take all her attitude and bull. Hell, flare couldn't bare to deal with her own crap at times, but yet this flirty little chap was still here! What was he getting at? Luscious lips pouted then frowned slightly as she succumbed to her musings. At the moment all that was around her was ignored. The beautiful sunset sinking slowly into the horizon, creating an array of pigments in the atmosphere was never noticed. Snapping out of her thinking trance, flare ousted her ponderings and listened intently to the masculine voice that spoke to her."well, if you prefer hott she-cats that eat bugs and think the moon is made out of cheese then that's your business."she replied bluntly at his foolish statement. Chasm had, once again, only succeeded in trying her patience, yay for him. But the next words that exited the tom-cats mouth had a strange impact on the female. Bam! A nice slap in the face from her fellow friend, reality. It was true, too true, and flarefrenzy realized this with a dropped jaw. "It seems. . . You are right. . . You are getting to me. " Her words tumbled out of her jaws contemplatively and audibly. It all made sense! The unusual anger, the challenging urges, and the unexplained desire to converse with him, flare was lured into his trap. A crack had weakened her defense and chasm had almost succeeded in infiltrating her heart, too bad the mighty love ninja was spotted. Next thing you know flare pushed out her marvelous chest and faced her smooth criminal. "-but that was pure luck. I just happened to lower my walls just a little too much. Trust me, I am very determined not to fall for you so easily as I had done when we were apprentices." Flare retorted in a cocky yet playful manner. So she just admitted that she used to have the hotts for the guy when they were young, so what! "Its all water under the bridge, and its going to stay under the bridge. Like I would really fall for him again! So he is incredibly handsome... And charming... And slightly sweet." Her bright golden jewels hovered over his figure for epoch before she met his striking gaze as he looked back. Flarefrenzy felt a tsunami of heat flood across her visage, allowing a startled expression to sweep across her features until her invisible brow furrowed in defiance. "no! I'm not going to let a simple tom get to me! Man, this is gonna be harder than I thought." A weary sigh released from her pink lungs as they deflated. For a moment she savored the calmness until she swelled with pride at his incoming vibrations. "A game, huh? I can take anything you throw at me. If this truly was a game then I will twist and alter your rules to my liking. I will never lose, you see? But I must know why you do not abandon me? Why do you endure my harsh mannerism and insults, but surely you don't enjoy me harassing you in such a way? You are the first tom that is able to tolerate me. I'm impressed." Flare spoke coolly as she continued to stare at his back. A warm smile lightened her features as chasmriver turned around to face her. It had appeared that he responded softly towards her sweetness. With this amazing new discovery, flare whipped on a adorable joyful countenance. "That's better, thank you chasm!"she cooed with a tongue that oozed honey and pure sugar, while the sunset in the background touched her pelt just right, giving her an awe-striking radiance. Though, even in her angelic mode the she-cats dazzling eyes contained a daring ember that matched his. Yeah, the guy was a royal pain in the ass, but then again he was fun to talk to. It was the first time in a while that flarefrenzy felt truly entertained.

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Lids lowered slightly, although less than halfway, Chasm's face melted into a mask of boredom for the slightest moment. This wench was getting emotional, she was molding into him, going too deep, searching her her mind instead of her body in ways that he would have preferred that she never bother with, because she was smart. Unlike Ms. Missing Mommy, Flarefrenzy had more on her mind than his phoney words and flaunted body, the she-cat before him, a war raging in her reflective auric gaze was paying more attention to the distant emotions flapping about inside him like an injured bird and not even glimpsing his impressive battle scars. You know, I once faught Knife and won. He was tempted to spew this useless bit of braggery to for some unknown reason, was inclined to pricked his ears foreward instead, to catch her low, drawing voice as she addressed him. "I don't mind bugs. I used to eat them myself, crunchy," Although the hulking warrior tugged his own strings to keep his broad face lacking of emotions, the tone of his voice rang just so in that jibing play. "But as you can see from the chunky little ginger girl, I don't stick around long. So whatever they think the Great Moon is made of doesn't effect me all to much, yeah?" A spurt of dust clouded around the forepaw that dared edge closer to his pretty little toy as it pressed suddenly against the stone cliff. Yes. Yes I am. A stealth smile swept across his closed-off features, opening his mouth to bear teeth only the slightest. She would crack. She would push him away, oh no. And anyway, this was only the first encounter. It wasn't like they didn't live and sleep within a foxlength of each other, and he could have her anytime he pleased. Serve her up like a hot dish. "Good thing you've got an ounce of brains inside there-" He motioned to her streamlined skull with a whip-like flicker of his tail. "-elsewise I think you'da ended up alot like Flamingarrow and I'da been dead. And don't you worry, this is my game, sweets, I don't think you've got a chance, if you want the blunt truth." Chasmriver's elegantly striped head swiveled a bit, to turn back toward the slowly relinqueshing sun, blinking as it's golden rays temporarily slashed his vision, as if his thin flesh could fend off its brilliance. He did not give it a moment before he turned back to inspect the other warrior's racing thoughts, as they played so prominently in her mirror-eyes. "Hey, you look nice in the sun. Good thing it's out so often hm? Still, i wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of you after it sets." He murmured, his voice not to sleazy as tender like the mind of a kit, still that twinkle in his equally dangerous eyes remained, a challenge.

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A heavy sigh released from the she-cats jaws, she was beginning to feel weary, and wasn't quite sure how long this game of his was going to last. Indeed, this bloke was beginning to get to her a little more than she liked, but now she could feel herself calm down. She was getting used to Chasm by now with his tricks and brain numbing words. After a little while of talking to him she had just now figured out half of this puzzle, but the other half was probably gonna be left unsolved. Chasm was just a bloke who liked to screw and bail, nothing more and nothing less. As much as Flare wanted him to be something other than a so called "Pimp", he probably wasn't going to be. This was just a giant mouse trap with something nice to lure on it's victims then, Wham! Flare would be stuck with a one night stand who probably touched a whole lot more female's then she wanted to know. Though, she liked being lured, and it was somewhat fun in a way to mess around with Chasmriver. So it was simply concluded that Flare would probably challenge him a little then back down once she was in the red. "Heh, Oh yeah, those little darlings running around the camp doesn't effect you too much either, does it? Please, Karma will bite you in the ass some day." She breathed lightly as her tail waved his indiscreet comment off. A cloud of dust then distracted her for epoch and noticed the brute inch closer. Flare continued to stare at his paw irritably, but smiled sarcastically afterward. The she-cat then picked up her exotic little bodice and parked it right next to the brute. Now his little creeping climax was killed, and she wouldn't have to listen to him giggle while attempting to invade her space. Hell, why not give this horn dog some satisfaction? Flare then pressed her delicately muscled side against his, but she acted like it was something she did daily. "Hah, If you had an decent brain in that thick skull of yours," She lifted her lengthy tail and poked his forehead lightly,"then maybe you would have a chance of seducing me. Though, If there was the slightest of you actually getting me pregnant then I would go as far as killing you, but I would certainly be removing your crown jewels if you know what I mean." Flare looked down for a second to show what jewels she was talking of then lifted her gaze once more and chuckled. It would be some sight to see the tom running around with his tail tucked between his legs and a new phobia of she-cats. Flare shifted her weight then produced a cute scowl upon her lips at his comment. "Every game has a scenario, and unfortunately this scenario your not winning. So you and that blunt truth of yours can just suck it." Flare gave her smooth criminal a flirty devilish wink then smirked teasingly. Chasmriver may be incredibly adorable and crafty, but he still lacked that mastermind noggin Flare kept locked inside. The she-cat then fallowed the toms gaze towards the almost blinding bright sky. It was a beautiful sunset weaved of gold thread with dabs of a soft blue and crimson. Strangely it was almost hypnotizing to the she-cat, but Flare liked rare beauty like this. The sunset was soothing in a way, and it made the lithe she-cat a little more tranquil. "Thank you...If you behave then maybe you will." Flarefrenzy smiled softly as she pulled her gaze from the nice view to look at the tom. "Doesn't lust ever start to lose it's luster for you?"She still held her dainty skull high, but her voice wasn't so teasing as before, but instead it held a gentle tone. For some reason, Flare was feeling a bit kinder at the moment from the relaxing moment. Lets just hope Romeo over here doesn't screw it up.

Posted!!!!! and it sucked!! ><;

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They were twisting about each other, bodying brushing every so often, in such an intricate waltz that Chasmriver began to wonder when he would slip because at this point, in the cradle of Flare's mind, he would slip on his rump and she'd frolic off, trembling with obnoxious laughter, and then the game would be over. Yet it felt almost as if the quiet tinkle of music fueling his lips and paws was drawing to it's twidling halt. Chasm was losing it, losing his spark of fire that he was relying on to sting the girl every now and then, but yet, perhaps turning in for the night would be good for once, it would be better than falling out of the dance routine, because it was more than obvious that she was giving him nothing.. yet. Tonight, at least, would be evently, aside from their not-so-chance meeting. Still, the big tabby drew himself up and sidestepped smoothly, just in time to avoid her touch, big body capable of feminine grace and suave movement, anyone could see that, though, he figured. The tom now drew his plume-tail closer about himself, and threw a dramatically mocking glare in the bodatious russet's direction. "Karma scharma, honey. You could bite me in the ass instead. Couldn't care less anyway, I'm already gonna help train the kid to get a little closer to you, ain't I? How about we make this deal official with a little kiss?" His lips, pursed together as they were, jerked in her direction, an 'air peck' while his arching shoulders shook with silent laughter as he turned back to stare at the sky, now melting into mellower hues with the sun well on its way down. The brute tom brushed away her tail with his, lingering about it for a moment, his own extra appendage trailing up hers, closer to her firm bodice, not so far away from his. yet he quickly drew away, almost as if by reflex while his tail arched over his back in an oddly happy manner. "And let me take care of the seducing, you needn't worry, little kitty, you said it yourself. Your walls ain't high enough because I'm an awful good climber. And on that note, I think my body parts are fine where they are. You needn't interfere with that either, but thanks for the offer, I'll take that as an excuse to get closer to me on your part." Chasm's chuckle was audible as a low burst of thundering, rolling off his tongue jeeringly at the she-cat accompanies by a matching wink. She was awfully unpredictable. One moment she was playing along, wrapping sex appeal about herself like a cape, and the next moment she had it torn off and burning in a rage. Hormones? Something like that, Chasmriver snorted with satisfaction and shifted his skull slightly, so he could gaze sidelong at the beautiful warrior, streamlined face alight with every hue reflecting off the sky. "Hmm, really? What are you fending me off for? I think I'm being pretty good." The tom mewed innocently, blinking rounded topaz lights in a rather childish manner. "Is lust what it's called? Come on, I've only been here for a little while. Think about it. You know it loses it's sparkle and appeal for me, just look on my reputation. Not too hot is it? I think your question answers itself." He, too, held a softer tone of voice, although his deep pitch still held a touch of characteristic Chasmriver. That was a trait he simply could not avoid.

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This was going along smoothly so far, but still Flare felt something biting her on the inside. Was she really going to resist this guy? Half the female's couldn't resist chasm, and if Flare did then double bonus brownie points for her. But.....what if....No, there couldn't be any what ifs or any stray thoughts! If she let her mind wander she would be caught in his trap and be miserable, right? A abandoned queen with a pair of adorable kits and a memory of her and handsome Chasm doing a long night of-Nothing!!!! A long night of nothing but bickering and flirting and fighting and rubbing on each other and harassing. Was he really getting to her? This can't be good. It almost seemed like she was getting into a bind until the brute moved away from her touchy feely move. A triumphant smirk spread across her pretty face as she stared at him pleasingly. Looks like that will certainly keep Chasm at bay for now. she thought then shot a comical glare right back at him. "I think I will pass on that one, hun, and if you don't show to Heatpaw's training then I'll rip those lips right off your face." She shot him a stern look, but held a slightly humorous tone in her voice. Though, If he did abandon his son then this guy would certainly be walking down death row. Flare gave him a rather blunt look at his kissing notion, and stuck out her tongue in false disgust. Then the female felt a giant chill rape her spine as his tail ran up hers. The female could feel her face grow hot, but she was determined not to let him get to her so she immediately swung her head in the opposite direction. Ok, now Flare was in a the red, and this bloke was tampering a little too much with her emotions. It wasn't like flare to blush at the smallest touch, but that was unexpected and it had caught her way off guard. Soon enough the heat died, and the female was as good as new. "Oh your humorous! Sure, I just want to feel up on you as much as heavenly possible cause your just so hott."She spoke sarcastically and shook her head. "I'd rather fool around with a squirrel then with you. I think they are better equipped then you are tiny tom." She laughed then waved off his ridiculous wink like she had done before. Her black pupil sat in the corner of her eye as she watched him gawk at her like he usually did. "I don't know, you haven't impressed me so far." She gave a smirk followed by a chuckle at his childish display. He wasn't being that bad, but he still was more then Flare could handle. He was charming and in a strange was he was crafty enough to be considered smart, but letting him get to her was still a bad idea. She could seduce him, but how would that sound to her pupil? Sorry sweetheart, but I'm having affair with your daddy! Oh yea, that didn't sound incredibly sleazy. While Flarefenzy sat there bickering with herself she took a second to listen to the brutes words. A smile spread across her beautiful crimson face as her golden eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. "Wow, are you saying that your tiring from chasing she-cats? Am I hearing this correctly?" The she-cat laughed as she motioned over to wards the tom. "Now I'm impressed! Really, I must be some thing special for you to admit that to me." Flare giggled as she poked his chest playfully until she turned away and sat back down. "Hmmm. I may not look at Chasmriver the same way again." Flare joked as she shot him an amused glance accompanied with a cute smile. Maybe Mr. Pimp was getting tired of his old routine.