Post by bryony on Jul 8, 2012 0:00:44 GMT -5
[atrb=cellpadding,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=border,0,true] | [atrb=background,http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r633/VioletBryony/Tables/riddler2.png] [scrolly:h(330),w(249),sy] Name The name's Riddle. They call me The Riddler. Age What's it to ya? Nah, I'm only jokin', I'm 32 moons, kiddo. Gender Yeah, see these here? Finest nuts you've ever seen. Look but don't touch. Clan Loner, babe. Desired position Did I not just say I was a loner? Sheesh. Short description Hah, sure thing. White fur, one blue eye and one green eye. Sarcastic. I don't make sense sometimes, but that's okay, because the grass is greener on the other side of the.. er.. Description Why so serious, sweetheart? Alright, alright. Well, my body is rather lean and sexy-looking, if I do say so m'self, ahaha. Maybe I could give you some one-on-one time so you could... examine it some more. No? I'm only messin', dearie. I have long legs and long, sharp claws. My body is more suited to climbing, really. Have you ever had sexytime in a tree? That crap's fanfuckingtastic. Anyway, yeah. I'm a bit on the small size, unfortunately, even though my legs are long. But I'm fierce as hell, don't underestimate me, darlin'. I'll go friggin' hyena on your ass. Uh, oh yeah, you want me to describe myself. I have a white coat, obviously. It's not that thick, but it's not thin either. It's a bit fluffy on my chest and underbelly. And oh, my tail. My tail is way to friggin' fluffy, if I could cut that crap off I would. I'm sure you've noticed my eyes, babe. The left one is blue and the right one is green. Sexy, right? Yeah, I'd tap me too, I know what you're thinkin'. Anyway, yep, that's about it. Don't want to go on ramblin' now do I, honey? Personality There's a crapload of aspects to my personality, sweets. I'll touch on just a few, the rest... you can figure out for yourself, mkay? Well, for one, there's a reason they call me The Riddler. If you can't answer my riddle, then you ain't worth my time. Of course, you're an exception, babe. A very sexy exception. What? Oh, right. I make this shit up as I go, riddles and poems are flowing endlessly through my mind. Always. Get to know me and you'll see what I'm talking about. I'm incredibly sarcastic. Mixed in with a little charming. I'm a little on the fruity side, but I like chicks, so get that look off your face. I'm blunt. If you want an honest opinion, I sure as hell will give it to you, whether you asked me personally for it or not. But if you ask a shit question, you'll get a shit answer. Simple as that, babe. I guess I'm considered a player. I don't believe in the whole lovers-for-life BS. If I think you're hot, I don't give a rat's tail what your personality is like. I'm just tryin' to get under your tail. What? Don't look at me like that, I'm being honest. Get your nose out from underneath your tail. Welcome to the real world, not everyone is a friggin' saint. That's about it, I s'pose. Experience That's none of your your business. Other Yeah. Hit me up, babe. - - - (Haha, I hope you don't mind the bio being in first person, I thought it'd be interesting. It was quite fun to make him! I always roleplay in third person though.) |  |
