Post by alice on Apr 7, 2012 17:05:48 GMT -5
If you don't join Forsaken Slumbers, you might start seeing life as dull.
When you start seeing life as dull, you become depressed.
When you become depressed, you have to get on Cymbalta.
Cymbalta causes drowsiness.
When you get drowsiness, you fall asleep at your job.
When you fall asleep at your job, you get fired.
When you get fired from your job, you have no more money.
When you have no more money, you become homeless.
When you become homeless, you start living with the rouges.
When you start living with the rouges, your hard earned prey gets stolen.
When all your hard earned prey gets stolen, you die.
Don't die, join Forsaken Slumbers.
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